segunda-feira, 3 de março de 2008

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"Pai, ensinas-me Inglês?"

"Claro filho, já o faço há muito tempo por isso sabes as cores, sabes contar, sabes dizer olá, adeus, sabes o dizer o teu nome e idade."

"I'm four years old." - respondes-me.

"Vês, já sabes muitas coisas e se quiseres saber mais pede que eu ensino-te."

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"Sabes filho o pai este ano vai fazer 32 anos!"

"32?" - e com a minha confirmação gestual enches-te num sorriso - "cinco, seis, (...contando...) trinta e um, trinta e dois. Tantos!!... mas não estás velho pois não pai?"

"Não filho, estou como tu me vês e não estou velho pois não?"

"Quando eu tiver trinta e dois anos tu terás quantos?" - aqui pensei convidar o Sr Guterres para me ajudar a fazer as contas, mas pensei que eu até deveria ser capaz de o fazer sozinho... noves fora nada...

"59!"

"Já estás velhinho?"

"Vou estar como o avô R., achas que o avô R. está velhinho?"

"Não...(pequena pausa) e vais ser careca como o avô?" - :)

"Acho que sim! Porque estou a perder muito cabelo aqui." respondi mexendo no alto da cabeça, local onde os rapazes (lê cabelos) teimam em se suicidar.

O teu semblante fechou-se e ficaste com um ar triste, pelo que resolvi dizer,

"Mas filho, se o pai ficar careca continuo a ser o mesmo só que sem cabelo, não é?" - o sorriso reapareceu e com ele um gesto confirmativo da cabeça.

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